Hollywood Squares revisited
Let me go back to the old days......The First Hollywood Squares:
1. According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile. Why?

PAUL LYNDE: He's out of town.
2. Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Who plays Helen?

CHARLEY WEAVER: Dennis Weaver - that's why they asked the question.
3. What are "dual-purpose cattle" good for that other cattle aren't?

PAUL LYNDE: They give milk...and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies.
4. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?

PAUL LYNDE: Who told you about my elephant?
5. James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of the best things I ever did. What was it?

MARTY ALLEN: Rhonda Fleming.
6. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?

7. Before a cow will give you any milk, she has to have something very important. What?

PAUL LYNDE: An engagement ring.
8. According to Robert Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors than drinking. What?

CHARLEY WEAVER: Not drinking.
9. When the Lone Ranger finished with a case, he left something behind. What?

PAUL LYNDE: A masked baby.
10. True or false: Some African Watusi tribesmen greet guests by running toward them at full speed, then high-jumping over them.

CHARLEY WEAVER: This is sometimes terribly embarrassing to tall guests.
11. You're on your first visit to Japan, and you head right for the Kabuki . Why?

PAUL LYNDE: It was a long plane ride.
12. If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?

CHARLEY WEAVER: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
13. Do female frogs croak?

PAUL LYNDE: If you hold their little heads under water.
14. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

DON KNOTTS: That's what's been keeping me awake.
15. True or false: Many people sleep better in their street clothes than they do in their pajamas.

PAUL LYNDE: Yes. We call them winos.
16. According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons?

PAUL LYNDE: No. You should dress warmly.
17. According to psychologists, when a child begins to get curious about sex, what is the one question he will most ask his mommy and daddy?

PAUL LYNDE: Where can I get some?
Yep, them were the good ol' days .
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To: Doug, Thursday, 19 October 2000 From: Dean

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