More Dog Haikus:

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds-I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

My owners' mood is
Romantic-I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.

Editor's Note: This one is for Andy and David. :-)
Editor's Note: So, of course, David had to send me more
I chase the quick fox.
Come back, you lousy varmint!
Oh, it's just my tail.

Warning! Get up, Man!
I'm sure I heard a robber.
Or maybe nothing.

Oh, the nifty smell.
I could chew this all day long.
Huh? What are "good shoes"?

Behold! my cold nose.
I think I'll shove it right here.
Gosh, you sure jump high.

Why do you shake hands?
If you want to greet someone,
'Gotta smell their butt.

Eat, sleep, play, poop, drool.
A dog's work is never done.
Eat, sleep, play, poop, drool.

That steak sure smells good.
I only want a little.
Look! I've learned to "Sit!"

Drank so much water
That I had to urinate.
Now, I want some more.

Oh! Your boss is here!
My wagging tail spills his drink.
Then I hump his leg.

Let's go for a "walk":
You stand there freezing your butt
While I sniff some bush.

I have lots of fur.
Twice a year, I shed the stuff
All over your floor.

To: Doug Thurs, 5 April 2001 From: Anonymous

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