Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Tech Support Request

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 6.51 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 6.51 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
Johnathan Powell

Dear Johnothan Powell:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 6.51 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run everything.
WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive.
Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable resources.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 6.51 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to run Girlfriend 6.51 in the background while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 6.51 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download similar products such as Fling or 1NiteStand. Often their systems have become infected with a virus.
I recommend you keep your present product and just deal with the situation. Having Wife1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push the apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.
Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0:
- Monthly use of utilities such as TLC and FTD
- Frequent use of Communicator 4.5

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To: Doug - Mon, 07 Jun 1999 01:17:59 From: Bob

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